Sorry Ladies, this is not what you think.
When us guys go to the bathroom, we stand up usually. Sometimes we are distracted and we miss our targets. Other times it doesn’t quite come out in the direction that we want it to, especially in the mornings. This is no excuse as to why we leave the pee on the seat, but at least there is a reason for it getting there.
I recently had the undesirable job of cleaning the ladies bathroom because of the gobs of toilet paper causing an overflow. That is for another story. This story, however continues with my keen sense of attention to detail. Just as I am about to plunge my tool into the clog, I notice something a little odd. Dark yellow pee on the seat. I almost brushed it off due to my desensitized visions in the men’s bathroom. But then I realize, I’m NOT in the men’s bathroom.
I stared at this scene for a few moments, trying to picture how this had to happen. My conclusion was that she must have been squatting somewhat above the seat, probably due to some hypochondriac phobia of bathrooms. This still did not satisfy my curiosity because the load of toilet paper says that pee isn’t all she did. How does one drop a deuce from that high up and not get wet from the splash? Holy Monkey Buggers! They say MEN are dirty… forget that!
I have had the misfortune to clean many ladies bathrooms, and believe me, this is NOT an isolated incident.
Another one that really sticks out in my mind is a wet wad of yellow stained toilet paper sitting on TOP of the seat. I tried to re-enact this one, but to no avail. I’m sitting there, on the toilet, and wipe. Trying to stand up with my pants down, and set the wet toilet paper on the seat is not an easy task, let me tell you! Only a contortionist can pull this off without getting some of the spoils on them-self. The only logical explanation was that she wiped, stood up, turned around, and slapped that paper right down onto the seat. SPLAT! What in the world is wrong with people!?!?!?!?!?!
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I’m done with this story…
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-bryan j bailey
Women are vile, disgusting creatures that mock us because of their own inadequacies.
Hmmmm, I personally like women actually…
Hahahah! Definately glad I read this that is too funny!! I have cleaned some nasty womens bathrooms before and some women can just be total pigs. Could you imagine what she would’ve done or how she would have felt if another woman was standing outside that door waiting to use the bathroom then walked in to see that right after that slob lady walked out! Hahahhahahaha Yuck!
If she was this disgusting then she probably wouldn’t even notice the next lady in line. These types of people live only for themselves, no one else exists.