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Finally – 25MAY2011
Wow! I really missed all of you guys. My basket has been full, and I neglected this blog. Well I am back, and excited about some new things going on here at Secret Basket of Eggs.
First up, I added a deeply anticipated new Stupid is, Stupid does story! There are more requests for that category than all of the others combined, and now you have it. The title of the story is “Tired” and is quite funny, at least for me.
Next, I have eliminated the “Law Help” page simply due to the lack of interest. It was the absolute least visited page on this entire blog, so I canned it. In it’s place is kind of a temporary page titled “Really Secret”. I’m not completely happy with it since I already have a “Product Education” page and they are similar. Any feedback in this area would be greatly appreciated.
Last, and most exciting, is the new GAME that I have created here. Call it Secret Link or Hidden Link, or whatever you would like. Basically it is a hide-n-go seek game with the links throughout this website, in which you may win a host of different prizes. The current Grand Prize is a $15 personal check mailed directly from me to the winner. Anyone that visits the site can search, in fact I encourage everyone to play. For all of the details go to the main page called Throwing Eggs. The hidden WIN page is up right now, so the game starts NOW.
Good link, and happy hunting.
-bryan
I Know
Ugh, my first web site and I have been neglecting it. I actually started a second website called Earth Watchdogs and working on a third one for a friend. That combined with work has left me with very little spare time.
I will probably be starting some new college classes this semester, further diminishing my free time. It is always good to be taking at least some sort of college courses, at least one or two per year. Learning should only stop when you are dead, in my opinion.
Even though I have not been posting here, I still monitor this site every week. Please keep your questions and comments coming, I will be sure to answer them quickly.
-bryan
Been on Vacation
To all of the loyal readers that have been waiting for my next posts, I am sorry to keep you so long. Work has been a bit overbearing, personal issues in the family, and just pure exhaustion has put a kink in my creativity lately.
BUT, I am now feeling great, jumping back into my workout routine, and ready to start writing like crazy. This upcoming Wednesday and Thursday I will be dedicating a great deal of time in updating this site, and I have a lot of new content to add. Stupid is, Stupid does will get some attention, Words of a Madman, Money Money Money, and of course, Mind n Body.
I am also exciting to share with you an interesting cleansing program written by the late Hulda Clark, and how it has REALLY helped me. Being the natural skeptic that I am, I wasn’t too sure about how effective this was going to be, but to my surprise… there have been some major positive changes in both myself and my wife. You may or may not be interested in these things, but if you are curious, keep an eye out for my next post about Hulda Clark.
Thank you all for your patience (and your doctors) and I will see you in two days…
-bryan j. bailey
MicroFiction Monday #31
MicroFiction Monday #31Have you ever seen the movie “Wrong Turn”? Nuff Said
-bryan
MicroFiction Monday #30
MicroFiction Monday #30” Hmmm, I think the road to the castration building is here”
“Well Gerardo I believe you are right, Enlightenment is near.”
“Man! I stepped in some shit!!”…………………………….. *jeer*
-bryan
Jingle Poets Awards week 17
For those of you that do not know about the Thursday Poets Rally is really missing out. What a great way to meet new people, read a variety of writing styles, and get your own stuff posted.
This is my first week, and there are Three nominations to give out.
First I nominate Ediomo Udofia’s poem “Locked in a dungeon” with the “Poet with the best potential” award. Congratulations!
Next I Award Dom Colucci with the “Best Attitude” award for his short but stunning poem called Power Centers on Love
Last but not least is the award for “Best Comments” which goes to the poem “my two friends” by Lynnlivelaughlove. I will quote the comment that made me pick for this award “yeah that kinda rocked my face off…nicely done.” by Brian (not me)
Awesome job everyone, way to go.
-bryan
Magpie Tales
Magpie Talesthis creepy eye keeps looking at me
who the hell knows what it sees
it sees me wherever i go
who the hell knows what it knows
this staring gaze floating in space
who the hell knows where is this place
so crazy it never blinks
who the hell knows what it thinks
this staring contest it has won
who the hell knows when it is done
-bryan j bailey
posted for Magpie Tales
MicroFiction Monday #29
What an awesome concept! MicroFiction Mondays is a contest where random text is placed to go along with a picture. Rules are no more than 140 words, and links must be relative. Here is my first attempt.
MicroFiction Monday #29Rodeo “Man, this leather kilt is twisting my underwear.”
Brendon “!!! You’re supposed to use underwear with these?!?!”
-bryan
Poems about life struggles NEW 5May2010
I have FOUR days off in a row this week, and full of words to write for your reading pleasure. (or pain)
This post is a simple summary of two poems that I added to my blog. Click the highlighted links to journey to their resting place, and read until your heart is content.
Starting off this mini vacation was a special request for more poems in the Words of a Madman section. There hasn’t been a whole lot of viewing going on here, but the few that are seem to be very intrigued. Hopefully I have done my duty by adding not one, but two new writings. This may or may not be for you, but I hope you at least check them out.
They are not really new, actually. I wrote them while on board the U.S.S. Milius(1998 – 1999) during a time of great sorrow and loneliness. I am way over all of that now, but the echo can still be heard sometimes.
These are not poems about love, or poems about death, but in fact poems about myself and how I was viewing the world at that time.
The first one, titled “Earth Contractions“, was written while I was floating in the Persian Gulf. At the time it seemed like everyone was full of hate, fighting would not stop, and the whole world was coming to an end. Well, I made it through, and ironically the earth is still here… LOL
The second one is titled “Mocking Reflection” and is one of my most creative works. There are secrets hidden within it, and contains more than meets the eye. Let’s see if anyone can solve the mystery… there are in fact, two sides to every coin.
-bryan j bailey
Fat 101 NEW 29Apr2010
It has been a whole week since I last posted, and I apologize for that. I promise you though, this next edition to Mind n Body is a real treat.
I will summarize the Fat 101 article to wet your appetite, but in order to get the whole slice of pie, click Fat 101.
Has fat been a royal pain in your butt? Has it been in control of you, instead of you in control of it? The problem with fat and understanding what it is, and what it does is NOT YOUR FAULT! It is the shameful fault of those that we have been lead to believe have our best interests at heart. But this is just not true. There are so many saturated fat lies out there, cholesterol lies, what we are supposed to eat and what not, and others that it makes me sick.
My buddies grandfather lived to be over 95 years old, and took his last breath while chasing an escaped animal on horseback. He ate steak and eggs with RAW milk every day for breakfast, real whole butter with bread, potatoes, pot roast, pasta, corn and other things frowned upon today for dinner, and was skinny as a rail. What was his secret? He drank lots of water, was on his feet and working from sun up til sun down, and stayed away from processed foods. I don’t even think he had any cavities in his teeth!
So stay with me here, and read Fat 101. See how you can understand and reclaim control of your health if you only revert back to the ways before scientists tried to play God. Together we will learn how to lose weight fast and safe, and keep it off for good.
bryan j bailey
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